"Are You Moist Enough?"

If you're a guy and you've got Vaseline and a box of tissue and googled "Are You Moist Enough?" , I'm sorry to burst your bubble but THIS IS NOT THE SITE YOU HAD IN MIND. move along now. 
I've always been blessed with a whole lot of skin. God has been very kind to me and bless me with good-enough skin and not leave me looking like this.

One of the mysteries that women have been trying to uncover for millions maybe billions of years is having good skin. Maybe drinking gallons of water should do the trick but thanks to Vaseline, we need not worry bout looking moist in the right places (without looking like an oily duck in your college yearbook).

The expert skincare brand just launched its Amazing Skin campaign!Vaseline has unveiled its new body lotion range catering to different skin needs;with variants like Total Moisture,Healthy White,Intensive Rescue, and Aloe Cool and Fresh.

No more underwater pictures for 'healthy looking' skin effect

Now, head down to your local pharmacy and purchase all four and surprise yourself!
Don't tell anyone but it works! (Attached, a recent pic of myself)

XOXO